Song of the Day 5/7/12
Dave Barnes - Chameleon
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Hey guys I’m changing the way I do this a little bit. My friend Matt follows me on Tumblr and he is completely blind. His screen reading program doesn’t pick up the bold text so from now on my comments will be in *bold text with stars around it*
My Immortal
Chapter 7
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. *God reviews? Are you sure they weren’t Satan reviews?* n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! *Wow, you’re actually starting to sound like a real vampire!* STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue *who’s that?* ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings *what the fuck are Satanist sings?* on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). *Maru? Are you trying to speak Japanese?* I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…
We started frenching passively *how the hell do you French passively? You must not be very hot for each other if you can French passively.* and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically.*mood swing!* He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra *I can’t imagine that’s very comfortable* and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) *I can’t even begin to explain how stupid that is*
“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! *aren’t you a vampire too?*
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. *that’s impossible! You seem to know nothing about anything*
“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!” *yeah like that’s not homophobic at all*
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. *because that won’t get you in trouble everywhere He had a really big you-know-what *I don’t want to know what* but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom *wow all the way from the dungeons to the classrooms? That must have been a lot of stomping.* where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.
*it’s always good to end a chapter with yelling and swearing and big you-know-whats.
Hope you enjoyed da chapta!*
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My Immortal!!!!!!
Chapter 6
AN: shjt up prepz ok! Shjt up? I don’t know how to do that. PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! oookay
The next day I woke up in my coffin. Not someone elses? I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, that’s hysterical! and a glass of red blood. I prefer orange blood Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore anymore? and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko. That wouldn’t be sick, more like confused.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice. Holy shit! Someone did something in character!
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Harry Potter, no scar and no glasses anymore you kind of gave it away. Just sayin’ although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled. Yum!
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared. Rawr!
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
I wonder what the surprise is!
Hope you’ve all enjoyed da chapta!
Bye bye!
Song of the Day 2/12/12
Yacht = The Afterlife
I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day. This is a trimmed down version of the original song with a music video
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Song of the Day 2/11/12
Eve 6 - Inside Out
Phew just made it in time
I heard this song 3 times in the last 36 hours i think it’s destined to be our song of the day
enjoy!
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My Immortal
Chapter 5
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Which am I? I’m genuinely curious. Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok next time I swear I’m going to use that excuse and see what happens. an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted. I laughed so hard when I first read that
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Never saw that one coming. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall. Well, we were really horny…
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.” Shrieking dramatically worked? Score!
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out… wearing high heels to bed? Good God are you trying to rip your bed sheets!?
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing “I just wanna live” by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there.Yeah, if I remember correctly, when boys try to go into the girls dorm the stairs turn into a slide. We hugged and kissed..aww! After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
Hope you enjoyed da chapta!
Hugz!
Song of the Day
Thao With The Get Down Stay Down - Body
I love this song and especially the music video!
Enjoy
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Another My Immortal Chapter
Oh Blarg!
My Immortal
Chapter 4
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY Ok, Enoby it is. nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! The evidence suggests otherwise.
“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?” getting us killed. You know, the usual
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. It never said he landed. SPLAT!
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped. “I like muffins”
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) really? That’s not a natural eye color? which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore. Of course! Going to see favorite band=depressed. Boyfriend’s eyes look evil and depressing= I can’t stay mad at you! *hugs*
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly keenly? against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. In what universe are you seventeen!
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. Wait, I thought you said you were a vampire! And then…
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…Dumbledore! Is old Dumbles gonna have to slap a bitch?
Hope you enjoyed da chapta!
More tomorrow
Toodles
